4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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