Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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