Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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