If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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