I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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