So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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