batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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