mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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