I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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