are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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