no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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