The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have fence marks all over my body
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
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