if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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