Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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