You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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