end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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