The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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