it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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