so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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