i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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