Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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