porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
soo... how was my night?
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