Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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