i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
the raccoons are back...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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