my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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