i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Randomize
