You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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