How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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