Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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