sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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