How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just forgot I was standing up.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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