No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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