I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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