I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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