question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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