I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You have to summon your inner elephant
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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