My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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