He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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