I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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