so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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