the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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