Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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