My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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