normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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