I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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