fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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