Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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