Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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