Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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