Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I wish there were birth control emojis
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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