never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I believe in your delicious
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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