So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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