They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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