Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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