Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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