so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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