brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I feel like abortions should bother me more
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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