I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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